onedirectionstraighttohell: paul higgins, proudest babysitter on the planet
getyourassbeat: THERE’S A TRENDING TOPIC ON TWITTER TO GET PEOPLE TO UNFOLLOW HARRY BECAUSE THEY DON’T WNAT HIM TO HAVE 6MIL BEFORE THE OTheR BOYS APPARENTLY JESUS CHRIST THIS FANDOM IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN lol
holyshit-itsonedirection: zarry: just-keep-holding-on-bravery: Half of this fandom says there such true fans , but they cant accept the fact that louis and harry are in love and that harry isnt a slut , and rather believe management and the medias bullshit , there not fans there selfish cunts who cant accept them for who they are and they dont deserve to be here . *they’re...
prinsasslou: remember when you first started liking one direction you had that one day where you watched every. single. video. of them on youtube
1dgivemeyourgravy: the thing about watching x factor video diaries is that you can never be too careful with your volume bcUZ OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE LOUIS WILL START SCREAMING AND SHIT AND MAKE MY EARS BLEED
12 year old: Aren't you too old to like One Direction? It's a bit creepy.
19 year old me: You do realize how old they are right?
please do not confuse a bromance and a relationship
hommos: im gonna proceed to show you a gif that makes my whole insides crumble can you hear that thats the sound of my heart crying AWE ‘[PJICDTHRYFTUYGHB.KJHVLIYFT
if you were offended by Niall you obviously cunt...
lumoslouis: plot twist: I am the person in my icon.
When I'm married to Zayn
Zayn: *walks in with laptop* Hey...did you ever have a tumblr?
Me: ......no. I don't really get technology.............
Zayn: oh really? *turns laptop towards me*
Me: Okay, okay, I HAD one, like before we met. No big deal every girl did. I haven't seen that thing in years.
Zayn: why is there a photoset of me sleeping.....
Me: oh, you know, people had pictures of you guys doing anything back then
Zayn: it was posted 30 minutes ago and it was taken in our bedroom.
Me: .......how many notes does it have.....?
onedirectionsway: A gratuitous audio post of...
hold the fuck up.
so you think Niall Horan is ugly? really? really? I’M SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THIS SEXY PIECE OF MOTHER FUCKING PERFECTION. CASE FUCKING CLOSED.
can’t swim buys a mansion with a pool can’t drive buys a bentley says to enjoy the rollercoaster that is life doesn’t like rollercoasters likes to smoke cigarettes wears a shirt that says “smoking can cause a slow and painful death” “i can’t dance” can dance dating perrie in love with liam really fucking hot not in my bed is in a world famous boy band dresses like a...
I guess he likes it now.
I Have No regrets if One Direction find my blog...
britishleprechauns: She has learned from the best.
harrystylespenisjokes: scarletqueen: scarletqueen: I’m going to knit Harry a teenie tiny beanie and when he says it’s too small for his head I’m going to raise my eyebrows and say “It’s for the other…head..” if you know what I mean so I went ahead and knit him a penis beanie green to match his eyes this fucking fandom
thrustmetomlinson: kisses-from-one-direction: ...
me: *writes down the boy's names*
me: Niall... Zayn...
me: ow omg Liam I'm sorry
me: so sorry
me: you're going first next time, i promise
ziallthroughthepayne: If you ever feel stupid, remember you weren’t the girl that rejected Liam Payne 22 times.
itsgotttabelou: when someone’s URL is larry related and then they reblog elounor oh my fuck learn how to spell my name wtf is that^^^^^^^^^
Plot Twist: Niall or Louis will sing the first verse of every song on the new album.
My friend looks a LOT like louis when lou was that age… so if he looks like louis when he turns 21…. ok brb ima go text him now. Gonna be super nice to him to when we reunite in 5 years he will be dashing love me
Haha remember when they said they were going to...
nialls-mockingjay: I’m still waiting, boys.
plot twist... they're all gay except Louis